I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Randomize
