i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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