All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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