When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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