This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Randomize
