i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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