Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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