I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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