Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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