From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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