Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
