your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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