so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Randomize
