I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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