happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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