im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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