oh god the rape fog is back!
he thought i was a dude.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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