i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
now i know why i became what i already was.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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