I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
We had to coat check the pizza.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
sex in a hospital.. check
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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