I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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