like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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