its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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