hell yes lets make some ravioli
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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