they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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