What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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