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i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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