LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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