So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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