that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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