I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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