party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I'm always down for nudity.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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