Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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