Can Purell be used as lube?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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