I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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