I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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