you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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