Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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