im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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