You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Randomize
