Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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