bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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