i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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