Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
We left an ass print on the piano.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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