Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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