It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Vodka?
Forever.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Randomize
