i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Randomize
