North Korea, Best Korea!
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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