We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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