Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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