What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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