She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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